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June 28th, 2017 2:46 PM
From Urban Dictionary - Appraiser- Someone who comes to your house when it looks its worst and pokes around in your stuff. Then goes back and tells the bank what a loser you are and how much money you lost. Usually a fat older man with a muffin top and garlic breath. "Did you catch a wiff of the appraiser? He smelled like jiffy pop."
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